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People actually get paid to say this stuff!



Terrorism analysts: They “fear” an “organized effort to kill Pakistan’s President Pervez Musharraf”


Um, with two assassination attempts in eleven days, I’d say it’s not a “fear” but a “reality”, wouldn’t you?



The U.S. government is “considering” increased screening of cattle after mad cow diseased cattle was discovered.


“Considering”? Well that’s just great. Mad cow, when it hits humans, is 100% fatal. And they’re “considering” doing something about it? Hey, don’t rush things, better check with Dubya’s cattle rancher buddies first. Wouldn’t want some  little ole thing like Mad Cow interfering with the God-Given Right to Make a Profit.