And these dimbulbs are supposed…

And these dimbulbs are supposed to catch terrorists?

Did you die on 9/11? If so, the government would like a word with you..

A woman whose husband died in the WTC disaster received a letter today from the Department of Commerce, requesting the deceased’s assistance with their investigations. Presumably, many of the other victim’s families received this letter too.  After all, they *were* witnesses, weren’t they?!