Day March 16, 2003

Apocalyptic fish announces end of world in Hebrew “An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20 lb carp that was heard shouting in Hebrew.…

Reporters Without Borders publishes the first worldwide press freedom index And the United States is …17th… “The poor ranking of the United States (17th) is mainly because of the number of journalists arrested or imprisoned there. Arrests are often because…

This just in “Thousands of ‘human shields’ left Iraq last weekend as news spread that popular jam band Phish was back on tour. In fact, according to reports coming from Baghdad, many human shields thought they were going on Phish…