Only in Los Angeles

Only in Los Angeles

Gas masks for dogs. Custom gasmaks. $1200 and up. I am not making this up.

But what about parrots and goldfish and … cats? Should I get custom gasmasks fitted for my two feline pals, Joey and Suzy? Hmmm, Suzy is capable of inflicting serious damage if she even suspects I wish to trim her claws, so I’m sure she’ll sit peacefully while a stranger fits her for a gasmask. Right…

Are these people mad? The terrorists will be announcing in advance they will be gassing L.A., giving us time to put gasmasks on? I don’t think so! This is up there with stretch Hummers in the “Too much money, too little brains” sweepstakes.

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