Jokes others make about Americans
From Progressive Review
“Q: What’s the difference between an American and an American bomb?
A: The bomb is smart enough to know where to find Iraq
What do you call someone who speaks three languages? –“Multilingual”.
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? –“Bilingual”.
What do you call someone who speaks one language? –“An American”.
An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends. “Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians.” The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, “I can’t say about the police and the trains, but you’re probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where the cooks are British and the waiters are French — and the customers are all Americans.”
Q: What’s the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on
which they travel abroad?
A: After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.”