Monty Python’s Terry Jones looks at an Iraq War
And decides to apply the “logic” to his neighborhood.
“Let’s face it, Mr Bush’s carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq is the only way to bring about international peace and security. The one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers targeting the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries that have never threatened us.
That’s why I want to blow up Mr Johnson’s garage and kill his wife and children. Strike first! That’ll teach him a lesson. Then he’ll leave us in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way.
Mr Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing Iraq is that Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons of mass destruction – even if no one can find them. I’m certain I’ve just as much justification for killing Mr Johnson’s wife and children as Mr Bush has for bombing Iraq”.
I totally appaud such robust manly thinking, and shall immediately apply it to driving on Los Angeles freeways. Should some miscreant even appear to be about to cut me off, then I shall feel completely justified in blowing out their tires with a shotgun.