Hey sailor boy, want to…

Hey sailor boy, want to see my suicide belt explode?

It appears that, as we speak, 8,000 male members of the U.S. Navy are descending upon the girlie bars of Hong Kong in search of strippers named Suzie Wong. and, in doing so, they may be inadvertently setting themselves up for a possible terrorist attack by members of the no-no notorious Big Al’s al Qaeda striptease terrorist posse.

My god, are not even titty bars sacred anymore?