Month November 2002

We wish you a merry Xmas and a happy bombing raid President Bush issued a tough new warning to Saddam Hussein yesterday as administration officials said that a war could begin before the end of the year.

Gimme a veggie burger and a .357 Subway shooter Bernhard Goetz preaches vegeterianism In 1984 Goetz became notorious when, in a subway station, he “shot four teen-agers with his unlicensed .38 handgun. His only regret, he said later, was that…

Rove pulled electoral strings on his 2-way Karl Rove, one of the Shrub’s homunculus puppteers, coordinated the 2002 electoral campaign by sending haiku-like micro-managing micro-messages to stumping politicos around the country via his BlackBerry email pager. Through it all, Rove…

It’s the smog that does it! City dwellers have higher sperm count

Calling our bluff? Not that I think the Shrubbery in DC is prone to bluff. Saddam urged to reject resolution Iraq’s parliament tonight condemned a UN resolution on resuming weapons inspections and a leading member of the body urged its…