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Researchers have found that one rare species <of jellyfish> also causes an extra symptom of prolonged erections in male victims.
The other symptoms, which are part of Irukandji syndrome, are “severe pain, anxiety, paralysis and a potentially fatal rise in blood pressure” – as if that matters!
Researcher Lisa-Ann Gershwin discovered this new species and “said she had yet to name and classify the species.”
“Who knows, I might decide to do something really off the wall and name it ‘priapism’, which is the medical term for prolonged erection,” she said.
Hint: priapism is NOT something a redblooded he-man wants.
But men should not try to bypass medical research and swim around the Whitsundays seeking to be stung.
“Irukandji syndrome is something that happens to you that might kill you,” she said. “Preparing for a date involves not having irukandji syndrome.”