If I were you, I’d…

If I were you, I’d take a permanent vacation

More than a dozen American troops haven’t return to duty after getting a vacation from Iraq, the Pentagon said Tuesday, dismissing suggestions there is any significant AWOL problem.

Of course there isn’t! I’m sure the troops are just raring to go back to stifling heat where locals shoot at them while they ponder just why the Hell are we here anyway.

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