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Bob Morris @ Sep 27th 2003 17:01 - Category: Unfiled

This appears to NOT be satire….



Feds snooping on Scotch distilleries for fear of chemical weapons conversions. US Intelligence is closely monitoring Scotch whisky distilleries on the off-chance that they will be converted to chemical weapons factories.


For it has been revealed that Ursula, a spy with the US Defence Threat Reduction Agency - “Our mission to safeguard the US and its allies from weapons of mass destruction” - has been monitoring the island distillery.

Apparently, it takes just a “tweak” - her words - in the process of making whisky and Bruichladdich could be churning out chemical weapons.

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