Rules for Evil Overlords

Rules for Evil Overlords

My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

Shooting is NOT too good for my enemies.

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.

I will not gloat over my enemies’ predicament before killing them.

When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?”  I’ll shoot him, and  then say “No”.

I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me — I’ll do it myself.

I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

I will not waste time making my enemy’s death look like an accident: I’m  not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn’t believe it.

I will make it clear that I DO know the meaning of the word “mercy”; I simply choose not show them any.

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

I will never utter the sentence “But before I kill you, there’s just one thing I want to know.”

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