I’m really suspicious of Martha…
Bob Morris @ Jun 6th 2003 00:08 - Category: Unfiled
I’m really suspicious of Martha Stewart
Consider:
1. She has never admitted that she has Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2. During the weapons inspections in Iraq, a truck was seen leaving Martha Stewart’s house.
3. Al Qaeda members are known to have been in her country.
4. She possesses aluminum tubing (she claims it’s part of a lawn chair). Aluminum tubing is used in uranium
separation plants.
These were all reasons given for attacking Saddam Hussein, so Martha Stewart can expect a bunker buster soon.
If we wait until the smoking gun is a mushroom cloud, we will never get the fallout out of the carpet. Remember — if the carpet doesn’t complement the drapes, the terrorists have won.
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