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“Thousands of ‘human shields’ left Iraq last weekend as news spread that popular jam band Phish was back on tour. In fact, according to reports coming from Baghdad, many human shields thought they were going on Phish tour when they left for the Middle East.
The confusion seems to have arisen when a popular Phish fan site errantly reported that the first leg of the tour would start in Baghdad, when in fact it is Bangor where Phish is planning on playing.”