Apocalyptic fish announces end of…

Apocalyptic fish announces end of world in Hebrew

“An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20 lb carp that was heard shouting in Hebrew.

According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.”

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