Dirty thoughts could lead to…

Dirty thoughts could lead to cleaner clothes

Dave Barry ponders:

“I have here a shocking letter from a person named ”Julia,” who openly admits to being a woman. It concerns laundry.

As you men know, laundry is a key area in which we have long enjoyed a tactical advantage over women, thanks to the fact that, through a combination of genetics, evolution, instinct and plain old good fortune, we are pigs.”

Read more, including shocking information on the devious reverse Lysistrata ploy being used by some unscrupulous women to trick men into doing the laundry.

One women reported that not only was her ploy successful, she found her husband folds laundry better than she does. All of which makes no sense to me, as I’m not clear on her perceived link between “laundry” and “folding”.

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