The duct tape buying binge.
The country, especially the east coast, has gone on a duct tape buying binge. Apparently our fine government said duct tape could serve as protection against terrorism.
“Hey Fred, is that a plane coming directly towards us in our high rise office”.
“Fear not! I shall duct tape the windows and save us all”.
But AHA, could there be a financial conspiracy here? Check out this – Duct tape makers swing into high gear.
However Experts skeptical about `duct tape’ strategy for homeland defense, so perhaps not.. Actually, until now I’d not known there were experts in the nonapplicability of duct tape against terrorism.
Here’s what I advise, get yourself a stylin’ duct tape hat instead.
This just in!
“Plastic tent offers bioterror protection in US living rooms
Worried American families are being offered a clear-plastic tent as a new addition to their living rooms to fend off biological or chemical attack.
Co-inventor Manny Pereza said a family could huddle in the pressurized, filter-protected room-sized bubble and, using a remote control, still watch television during an attack.”
“Hey honey, I just heard the terrorists announcing on CNN they will be gassing our city in fifteen minutes. I guess we better scamper inside our protective tent right now!”