Bull runs will be coming to the US, patterned after those in Pamplona, Spain, but deliberately dumbed down and squeaky-clean safe. The bulls will be as docile as Ferdinand. Routes will be wide and have lots of exits for fearless adventurers, should a bull actually get near them. I’m sure CNN will be there to give breathless coverage too.
A Brit friend on Facebook says:
“Aren’t the USAians a bunch of big girl’s blouses. Doing a bull run but made it coward-friendly”