Rumor has it the “bulls” will be kittens wearing hats with horns


Bull runs will be coming to the US, patterned after those in Pamplona, Spain, but deliberately dumbed down and squeaky-clean safe. The bulls will be as docile as Ferdinand. Routes will be wide and have lots of exits for fearless adventurers, should a bull actually get near them. I’m sure CNN will be there to give breathless coverage too.

A Brit friend on Facebook says:

“Aren’t the USAians a bunch of big girl’s blouses. Doing a bull run but made it coward-friendly”