Chief Happiness Officer proposed for EU

Meerkats train to be photographers at the new EU sanctuary

Polizeros friend and EU journalist Andy Carling proposes becoming Chief Happiness Officer for EU institutions in an effort to banish current gloomy spirits. His innovative and bold plans include keeping bars open for journalists during all summits and perking the place up a bit

The Berlaymont atrium and outside area will be transformed into a meerkat sanctuary. It’s been proven that animals and pets can calm and soothe. Melbourne hospital built such a sanctuary in their grounds and is getting great results from patients. Adding meerkats to the working environment is a real winner.

He notes that EU coffee is vile. I have volunteered to be Chief Coffee Officer as coffee is something we here in Silicon Valley know something about.