Confessions of a drone

I’m ashamed to say how long it took me to figure it out, but even a drone — believe it or not — can eventually get there. And when I did, I ceased flying. And when I ceased flying, they had to stop using 85 other drones just like me until they could figure out what had gone wrong. And they have not yet figured it out.

I’ve explained it to the other drones, though. We’ve started up a new organization. It’s called DAWN, or Drones Against War Now.