Dude, where’s my president? No matter, bring on the hookers!

So then, has the Secret Service degenerated to the same level of corruption and incompetence as our other institutions?

Look, as far as I’m concerned, prostitution should be legal (and already is in parts of Columbia.) But those tasked with guarding the president while he’s in a foreign country shouldn’t be frolicing with prostitutes. It creates a humunguous security risk. Because of course oppo forces will send in women to seduce the guards and then learn what they can.

That our supposed elite and squeaky clean Secret Service appears to be composed of drunken frat boy idiots should probably come as no surprise. It’s just another collapse of a once respected institution.


  1. This is troubling considering the Secret Service’s reputation. And over 47 bucks supposedly. Sheesh.

    • Also, look at photos of Secret Service from a while back and they’re mostly regular builds and look and act like professionals while the ones today look like soccer hooligans on steroids.

      • I didn’t notice there was a change in the appearance of the Secret Svc… But they really were, in my mind, the last institution I expected to be found morally/professionally corrupt in the US.

        I guess that means we’ve hit bottom? Nice. Only way to go is up from here.

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