Bankers whine about lower bonuses

It’s just so tragically hard to make it on $350,000 in New York especially when bonuses have been lowered. “People who don’t have money don’t understand the stress,” said the whiny, self-entitled Alan Dlugash.

Actually, stress is three kids with both parents working multiple jobs at $10 an hour and then someone loses a job or gets sick.

Well, I guess the poor beset-upon banksters will just have to work harder packaging toxic slop to sell to those foolish enough to trust them which they then can short.