Signs that you drink too much coffee

From RobinsFYI. Here’s a few.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

Blinking is overated. Besides, you might miss something.

Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”

I prefer T-shirts that say “Death before decaf.”

People get dizzy just watching you.

Sue says I never stop moving, not even in my sleep.

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