I am delighted to be reassured by the fringe right wing that the piles of dead bodies, millions of lost homes, and even the very sun itself are part of a vast conspiracy, a plot to form an evil one-world government, a lefty liberal charade even in places that don’t understand or care what the hell a liberal is. See? Do you understand how powerful the lie? Amazing.
But wait, I thought the left was ineffectual, split by factions, and ridiculed even by Obama. But now you tell me we lefties are responsible for a monstrous conspiracy? I am soo confused.