1. Not if it’s a dog owned by a wealthy corporation.

    Heck, these days a rabid dog owned by Goldman-Sachs would probably be given an ambassadorship.

  2. Not when the dog is worth $2,000,000.00. Not when the dog is really, really good at making offspring in captivity. Not when those offspring are worth $2,000,000.00 a piece also.

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