Snowpocalypse Snouchebag

Colin McEnroe at the Hartford Courant says

You kind of wish that somebody with a tranquilizer dart rifle would put a red dot on this guy halfway through the ‘cast, that he would stagger like a bull elephant and drop to the floor.

Here in SoCal when it rains hard, we get “reporters” in raingear standing at the Sepulveda Dam Flood basin announcing in ominous tones that the flood basin is – wait for this – filling with water.