My liberal identity

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My Liberal Identity:

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

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Well, I was a hippie. No apologies about that, either.

(I tried answering the questions with the most apparently radical answers, and still got called a “liberal.” Sheesh. Apparently they’ve not yet heard about progressives, radicals, and socialists.)


  1. Me too. Neo-Hippies Unite!

  2. I’m a blue collar democrat? Dumb quiz.

  3. I still am a hippie, a survivor of the Summer of Love, where condoms were not necessarily necessary – most folks have a… misconception of what was actually going on. And, apparently, a Liberal Hipster – believing “that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.” I’m down with that, especially the mocking part.

    Did I tell you of my plans for the next neonazi march and rally? Clowns. Hundreds, perhaps thousands, of clowns… to accompany them. Wouldn’t want ’em to get lonely.

  4. Hm, no “Globalist” either

  5. They scored me fairly accurately: “Social Justice Crusader.” But I still deny I’m a liberal.

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