My liberal identity

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My Liberal Identity:

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

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Well, I was a hippie. No apologies about that, either.

(I tried answering the questions with the most apparently radical answers, and still got called a “liberal.” Sheesh. Apparently they’ve not yet heard about progressives, radicals, and socialists.)

5 thoughts on “My liberal identity

  1. I still am a hippie, a survivor of the Summer of Love, where condoms were not necessarily necessary – most folks have a… misconception of what was actually going on. And, apparently, a Liberal Hipster – believing “that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.” I’m down with that, especially the mocking part.

    Did I tell you of my plans for the next neonazi march and rally? Clowns. Hundreds, perhaps thousands, of clowns… to accompany them. Wouldn’t want ’em to get lonely.

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