The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!
Or, the screening machine beeps alarmingly, she gets strip searched and misses her flight. Future add-ons for this absurdly-priced toy ($55) are said to include Interrogation Room, Full Body X-Ray and Cavity Search, and Gitmo Detention (soon to be discontinued, so hurry and buy yours now.)
Tip: Colin McEnroe