How Barclays might tackle the credit crunch (Mirror UK)
Q: What the difference between today’s investment bankers and pigeons?
A: Pigeons can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Went to Best Buy to get a toaster and they gave me a free bank with purchase
I went to an ATM today, and it asked to borrow a twenty till next week
The most popular game for Icelandic families in 2009?
How do you define optimism?
A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday
George Bush was asked today “what did he think of the Credit Crunch?”
He replied: It was his favourite Candy Bar.