1. Egads! Put the chicken in the oven, and an hour later, instead of dinner, you’ll see the blue screen of death!

  2. My toaster just reported to Microsoft Kitchen that it had the dreaded BurnIt virus, which causes all toast to be burned to a crisp regardless of the setting used.

    The latest patch from Microsoft Kitchen did kill the BurnIt virus but now the stove door won’t open, and gives an error message saying I need a password.

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