• DJ

    Egads! Put the chicken in the oven, and an hour later, instead of dinner, you’ll see the blue screen of death!

  • My toaster just reported to Microsoft Kitchen that it had the dreaded BurnIt virus, which causes all toast to be burned to a crisp regardless of the setting used.

    The latest patch from Microsoft Kitchen did kill the BurnIt virus but now the stove door won’t open, and gives an error message saying I need a password.