From Librarian Avenger (I’ve linked to this before, but hey, this net classic is always worth mentioning)
Ok, sure. We’ve all got our little preconceived notions about who librarians are and what they do. Many people think of librarians as diminutive civil servants, scuttling about “Sssh-ing” people and stamping things. Well, think again buster.
I was in a relationship with one for a while. When she let down her hair, whew!