Remember, US military is never guilty, even if they are

US soldier charged with murder in Italy

But since the US military never does anything wrong, they’ve already cleared the soldier. Thus, he will be tried in absentia. After all, the Pentagon, symbol of imperial America need not be bothered with the pesky laws of other, lesser nations.

“Friendly fire” tape goes to inquest

The tape shows US war plane blunders that resulted in the killing of a British soldier. First the Pentagon said the tape didn’t exist and, you guessed it, those involved weren’t court-martialed.

Truly, the US is a beacon of justice and fair play for all. And this is how they treat their allies!