From the wondrous, Every Morning I Wake Up on the Wrong Side of Capitalism, in a post about the more lunatic of the right wing conspiracy theories.
I found somewhere on the Internet a document which gave exhaustive detail about the legal arrangements by which aliens had taken ownership of the Earth (I can’t re-google it, must be the CIA). There’s something extra wierd about phrasing ones discussion of alien influence in this legalistic way. If aliens have taken over Earth, surely the question of whether they have done so legally or not is not really of utmost importance.