“Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It’s Dick Cheney.” â┚¬â€ÂDavid Letterman
“Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. … But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. … moms, dads, if you’re watching right now, I can’t emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don’t care what kind of lucrative contracts they’re trying to land, or energy regulations they’re trying to get lifted – it’s just not worth it.” –Jon Stewart
“But all kidding aside, and in fairness to Dick Cheney, every five years he has to shed innocent blood or he violates his deal with the devil.” â┚¬â€ÂJimmy Kimmel
(From politicalhumor.about.com, they have much more on the Cheney shooting)