Feebly Enacting Mass Aid
Feds Exacerbating Mass Anguish
Fully Egregious Metropolitan Abandonement
Feds Exasperating Masses Again
Frankly Erroneous Management Attempt
Frantic Evacuees Misled Again
Frightful Emergency Mangled Atrociously
Feds Exacerbating Mass Anguish
Fully Egregious Metropolitan Abandonement
Feds Exasperating Masses Again
Frankly Erroneous Management Attempt
Frantic Evacuees Misled Again
Frightful Emergency Mangled Atrociously
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