GOP mailing warns liberals will…

GOP mailing warns liberals will ban Bibles

Campaign mail with a return address of the Republican National Committee warns West Virginia voters that the Bible will be prohibited and men will marry men if liberals win in November.

Curses, how could they have learned of our fiendish plans! Yes, it’s all true. The plans are all in place. First, we ban the Bible and marriage between men and women. Then, we force elementary school students to take heroin, replace the Constitution with the Communist Manifesto, blow up all the SUVs, tax the rich until they squeal, and finally, gloriously, make Noam Chomsky the founding father of our new nation.