Those fiendish lefties

Those fiendish lefties

Via Greg Palast. The official Republican website (click “protesters supporting Kerry”) is all a-twitter with the hideous plans those fiendish lefties are hatching. Prostitutes with AIDS! Mice on the convention floor!! Oh the horror!!!

Next week, people who hate Republicans plan to release swarms of mice in New York City to terrorize delegates to the National Republican Convention.

Republican-haters plan on dressing up as RNC volunteers, and giving false directions to little blue hair ladies from Kansas, sending them into the sectors of New York City that are unfit for human habitation.

They plan on throwing pies and Lord knows what else at Republican visitors to the city. Prostitutes with AIDS plan to seduce Republican visitors, and discourage the use of condoms, according to liberal journalist Ted Rall.

Um, Ted Rall is also a humorist, Apparently Republicans are too dim-witted to realize he tweaked their nose. And, oh yes, the Republican website links to the above article, which is from the Manchester NH Union leader, quite possibly the most reactionary, hate-filled newspaper in the country. It’s been that way for decades too. In the late 60’s they were angry at Kissinger for something and ran a banner headline titled “Kissinger the Kike”, yes they did.

The Republicans apparently have no knowledge of the other Fiendish Plots, like anarchists setting off firecrackers to confuse bomb sniffing dogs, John Perry Barlow’s plan to have hordes of people dancing in the streets, and much more – which I am not at liberty to divulge. Bwa ha ha.