You heard it here first
President Chavez on Venezuela is expected to announce Sunday that one million signatures signed for his recall are invalid. And indeed, observers noted that some people signed the petitions multiple times, children signed them, and, shades of Chicago, so did dead people.
You can assume this will lead to some, um, interesting times in Venezuela, as the US, having failed once in a coup attempt, will no doubt try again.
Meanwhile, the Bushies are making lots of growling noises at Aristide in Haiti, but seem oddly quiet about the insurgents who have been looting towns. I wonder who’s been supplying the insurgents with their guns?