Sun not visible in Los…

Sun not visible in Los Angeles. Residents terrified

A bizarre meteorological phenomenon oldtimers refer to as “clouds” struck metropolitan Los Angeles today. Not only is the sun not visible, temperatures in the San Fernando Valley have plunged to a mere 68, down from the 103 recorded just a few days ago, causing residents to hunt for their fleece jackets in protection against such frigid temperatures.

Rumors are flying this lack of direct sun might be related to a “seasonal” change known as “Fall”, however this remains unconfirmed.