I’m really suspicious of Martha…

I’m really suspicious of Martha Stewart

    1.  She has never admitted that she has Weapons of Mass Destruction.
    2.  During the weapons inspections in Iraq, a truck was seen leaving Martha Stewart’s house.
    3.  Al Qaeda members are known to have been in her country.
    4.  She possesses aluminum tubing (she claims it’s part of a lawn chair).  Aluminum tubing is used in uranium
        separation plants.

These were all reasons given for attacking Saddam Hussein, so Martha Stewart can expect a bunker buster soon.

If we wait until the smoking gun is a mushroom cloud, we will never get the fallout out of the carpet. Remember — if the carpet doesn’t complement the drapes, the terrorists have won.