Month May 2003

Microsoft introduces internet enabled portable…

Microsoft introduces internet enabled portable toilet!Am I making this up? How could anyone make up something like this… “MSN UK is creating what Microsoft calls the world’s first Internet outhouse, or iLoo, complete with flat-screen plasma display, wireless keyboard and…

And the new growth industries…

And the new growth industries in the U.S. are… Pot, porn and illegal labor!“Marijuana, pornography and illegal labour have created a hidden market in the United States which now accounts for as much as 10% of the American economy, according…

If elected, most say United…

If elected, most say United States should back fundamentalist Islamic Iraqi governmentAn ABC News poll say “More than six in 10 Americans say the United States should permit Iraq to establish a fundamentalist Islamic government — provided that it’s popularly…