A dire emergency
From Talking Points Memo comes news of a fiendish new terrorist assault.
“We were warned. And late last night the axe finally fell. Dozens of autonomous, but centrally-directed, al Qaida operatives covered every inch of exposed surface area in Washington, DC with one to two feet of crystallized H2O, mixed with trace amounts of industrial pollutants and toxic chemicals. As of 2 PM on Sunday, the attack continues.
The city is paralyzed.
Why do they hate us?”