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Rumor has it the “bulls” will be kittens wearing hats with horns

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Bull runs will be coming to the US, patterned after those in Pamplona, Spain, but deliberately dumbed down and squeaky-clean safe. The bulls will be as docile as Ferdinand. Routes will be wide and have lots of exits for fearless adventurers, should a bull actually get near them. I’m sure CNN will be there to give breathless coverage too.

A Brit friend on Facebook says:

“Aren’t the USAians a bunch of big girl’s blouses. Doing a bull run but made it coward-friendly”

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