Because really, what’s more important than paying exorbitant prices for a food-like substance with no apparent nutritional value? Of course, the hedge fund parasites that have deliberately destroyed Hostess while enriching themselves will sell rights to make Twinkies to someone else. So fear not junk food junkies, Twinkies will no doubt return (even if they may be made in China soon.) In the meantime, be sure to pay inflated prices for Twinkies on eBay.
isn’t capitalism glorious?
The fact that they took loans, then gave their top execs bonuses, and didn’t even start arbitration with the union before asking the court to let them go completely under… Sounds like they’re taking a page out of the Bain Capital play book. Best part? They get to blame the union for their own theft and mismanagement. Classic.