The Vampire Squid is attempting to pretty up its tattered image. The Big Picture wants to help. Here’s a few of their top 10 suggestions for Goldman’s new ad campaign.
9. Government Bailout: $29 billion
SEC Settlement: $550 million
Doing God’s work? Priceless.
8. Making you forget about Bernie Madoff one CDO at a time
7. Let us do for you what we did for Greece.
5. Like we really give a fuck what you think of us . . .
Here’s two of my own.
Laws? We don’t have to follow no steekin’ laws.
With the President as our junior partner, imagine what we can do for you!