Top 10 ideas for Goldman Sachs new ad campaign

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The Vampire Squid is attempting to pretty up its tattered image. The Big Picture wants to help. Here’s a few of their top 10 suggestions for Goldman’s new ad campaign.

9. Government Bailout: $29 billion
SEC Settlement: $550 million
Doing God’s work? Priceless.

8. Making you forget about Bernie Madoff one CDO at a time

7. Let us do for you what we did for Greece.

5. Like we really give a fuck what you think of us . . .

Here’s two of my own.

Laws? We don’t have to follow no steekin’ laws.

With the President as our junior partner, imagine what we can do for you!

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