A few samples from Apologize to BP
BP, it’s Mother Nature. I’m so very sorry I did not adequately design my marine bird, fish, and mammal species to evolve to the point that they could adapt to oily environments. I’ll try harder next time. Nobody’s perfect.
BP, We’re sorry your oil slick and black tar balls contrast so embarrassingly with our pristine, powdery, white sand beaches.
Free self-tanner for everyone! No more laboriously applying baby oil so we can get a quick tan at the beach. A simple dip in the Gulf will do. Sorry we aren’t more grateful for the free self-tanner!