Here’s a few. Read them all.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Don’t pick a fight with an old man.. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
Live a good, honorable life.. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.