From the grumps at Clusterstock
Everything comes in pumpkin pie flavor. Even coffee. Which is sacrilege.
Aunt Flo’s nasty green bean casserole. No further explanation required. Except that you have to pretend to like it.
The family dog. Who never stops begging for food. We are having sixteen for Thanksgiving today. One is bringing her two vacuum cleaners disguised as chihuahuas.
