Archive for April 19th, 2008


The rules

(Ok, it’s a really slow news day, and I just found this on an old computer…)

1.- When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.

2.- Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3.- Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4.- If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.

5.- When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6.- As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

7.- If you find a town which looks deserted, there’s probably a good reason for it. Don’t stop and look around.

8.- Don’t fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.

9.- If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

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Conspiraloons in a panic

BlairWatch in the UK is doing a fine job of exposing how some 9/11 conspiracists are also Holocaust deniers and Nazi apologists.

Since our revelations about Kollerstrom, the conspiraloons have been running around trying to hide away their dirty little secrets. The fact is that many such people are also holocaust deniers and revisionists. We take the view that this tells you all you need to know about their research abilities and judgment.

Comments by the conpiraloons to the posts demonstrate just how accurate BlairWatch is.

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Bill Ayers on his life now

Fugitive Days. Bill Ayers
Bill Ayers, former member of the Weather Underground and now a respected educator, blogs about those days, the hatred still continually directed towards him, and where he’s at now. In the recent presidential debate the moderators tried to slime Obama because he knows Ayers.

One thing most people don’t realize is that no one was injured in any of the carefully planned and executed Weather Underground bombings. (Three members did kill themselves in that townhouse in NYC when a bomb exploded accidentally.) They once broke into an FBI office and stole files showing the FBI was spying on Left groups. Most mind-boggling, the WU spirited Timothy Leary out of prison while living underground themselves. When Ayers and his wife Bernardine Dohrn finally turned themselves in, most charges had to be dropped because of illegal tactics by the FBI.

1. Regrets. I’m often quoted saying that I have “no regrets.” This is not true. I’m sometimes asked if I regret anything I did to oppose the war in Viet Nam, and I say “no, I don’t regret anything I did to try to stop the slaughter of millions of human beings by my own government.” Sometimes I add, “I don’t think I did enough.”

2. Terrorism — according to both official U.S. policy and the U.N.—is the use or threat of random violence to intimidate, frighten, or coerce a population toward some political end. This means, of course, that terrorism is not the exclusive province of a cult, a religious sect, or a group of fanatics. It can be any of these, but it can also be—and often is—executed by governments and states. A bombing in a café in Israel is terrorism, and an Israeli assault on a neighborhood in Gaza is terrorism; the September 11 attacks were acts of terrorism, and the U.S. bombings in Viet Nam for a decade were acts of terrorism. Terrorism is never justifiable, even in a just cause—the Union fight in the 1860’s was just, for example, but Sherman’s March to the Sea was indefensible terror. I’ve never advocated terrorism, never participated in it, never defended it. The U.S. government, by contrast, does it routinely and defends the use of it in its own cause consistently.

Hmmm. The Weather Underground bombings, while carefully designed to NOT injure anyone (and no one ever was) do at least come close to terrorism as they were politically motivated and seemingly at random. However most definitions of terrorism also include the deliberate maiming and killing of non-combatants, and the Weather Underground never did that.

His point that all manner of organizations, groups, and governments routinely engage in terrorism is undeniably and sadly true.

3. Imperialism. I’m against it, and if Sean Hannity and others were honest, this is the ground they would fight me on. Capitalism played its role historically and is exhausted as a force for progress: built on exploitation, theft, conquest, war, and racism, capitalism and imperialism must be defeated and a world revolution—a revolution against war and racism and materialism, a revolution based on human solidarity and love, cooperation and the common good—must win.

Yes, capitalism does appear to have shot its wad, doesn’t it? I doubt what comes next will be socialism or some left variant of it but rather some new as yet unknown morphing of governmental systems. Our job is to insure that it is benign and serves the citizenry first and everything else second.

The problem with socialism, as I see it, is that - like it or not - The World is Flat, and will continue to be flat. Ponderous, top-down governments where everything is planned years in advance simply aren’t nimble enough, assuming they even possess the expertise, to make the rapid changes needed in the fast-moving world we of the industrialized countries live in. Neither does capitalism, although it does allow for and encourage organic growth, its inherent predatory nature and worship of the profit motive can also throttle needed change.

Fugitive Days is his memoir about the Weather Underground and their ten years living underground.

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Flamin’ Groovies. Slow Death. 1972

Their second and third albums, Flamingo and Teenage Head, are among the best rock & roll any band has done, IMO.

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